let me guess which malcolm in the middle character you are
ten questions about a closing post office, a wasp in the car and a missing remote. then i'll tell you which wilkerson you'd be.
About This Quiz
Malcolm in the Middle spent seven seasons showing five people in one small house reacting to the same broken washing machine in five completely different ways. So these ten questions leave the family out: a post office counter closing in your face, a magician at a wedding, the ice cream van on your road at nine at night. Which Wilkerson you are shows up in how you handle them. Five results, Malcolm, Hal, Lois, Reese and Dewey, and each one has a line in it you won't love. About two minutes.
Sample Questions
- 1.the one open counter at the post office closes just as you reach the front
- 2.the smoke alarm goes off while you're cooking
- 3.there's a gutter full of leaves, a borrowed ladder and a sunday
- 4.someone rings the doorbell and runs off
...and 6 more questions. Start the quiz to find out your result!
Frequently Asked Questions
why are there no questions about family?▼
Because those questions answer themselves. Ask how you act when your family argues at dinner and most people pick the character they already like. This quiz asks what you do about a wasp in the car or a missing remote, and only says a name at the end.
why can't i get francis?▼
There are five results: Malcolm, Hal, Lois, Reese and Dewey, the five who are in the house for nearly every episode and who react to the same small moment most differently. Francis spends most of the show away at military school and then in Alaska, so he isn't one of them.
is there a malcolm in the middle revival?▼
Yes. Malcolm in the Middle: Life's Still Unfair, a four-episode limited series, premiered on 10 April 2026 on Hulu and Disney+ in the US and on Disney+ internationally. Frankie Muniz, Bryan Cranston, Jane Kaczmarek, Justin Berfield and Christopher Masterson returned, and Dewey was recast with Caleb Ellsworth-Clark after Erik Per Sullivan turned it down. As of the latest reporting we found, no second season had been announced.
does the position of an answer give the result away?▼
No. Over the ten questions each result appears in each of the five answer slots exactly twice, never in the same slot on two questions in a row, and every question has a different order. Where an answer sits tells you nothing about who it counts towards.
How many questions are in let me guess which malcolm in the middle character you are?▼
This quiz contains 10 questions covering entertainment topics.
Is let me guess which malcolm in the middle character you are free?▼
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What results can I get in let me guess which malcolm in the middle character you are?▼
This personality quiz has 5 possible outcomes: Malcolm, Hal, Lois, Reese, Dewey. Your result is determined by how you answer each question.
How is my result determined?▼
Each answer is linked to a personality outcome. The quiz tallies your responses and matches you with the outcome that best fits your answers.
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